Thursday, November 19, 2009


Futuristic Germanic children's-wear which can also be used by their adult parents to fire lasers at Storetroopers from the Fashion Police State who want to force them to wear ordinary shorts instead.

These Lazerhosen were smuggled out of the Death Store by the Rebel Forces of the Old Banana Republic, and could spell the end of the Death Store unless it becomes fully operational in time for a one-day planet-destroying sale. Everything must go!

Thursday, November 5, 2009


Bank bailouts for the "too big to fail"; big bonuses to "retain the talent" who led to the failures they were too big for; golden parachutes for those who had to leave, and legacy school admissions for their kids to grow up, get behind the wheel and (hopefully not) repeat the cycle.

Welfare for the wealthy, tough love for the masses.