Typos can be dangerously revealing things.

This just showed up in my inbox. Sounds like someone's crystal-meth induced discussion of spirituality.

Ah, California.

Testing the vortal

So a company I'm working for has this thing called a "Vortal". I want to test what it looks like, so I'm trying it here.

Insert pithiness at your wish or peril, in the wee tiny Vortal box. That may not appear until I get all the settings right.

The Whore of Babble-on and on

Ladies and gentlemen, Sarah Palin!

Oh is that too harsh? Perhaps I should say "the Sex Worker of Babble". But with the oral servicing she's giving a logically flaccid Republican ideology via lubricious talking points, McCain isn't the only John in the Godless Old Patriarchy.

Seriously, if reason and logic are part of God's heavenly legos from which the universe is built, and I believe they are - then this bitch is a blowtorch and a ballpeen hammer.

So Democrats, if you actually lose to Sarah, and the multiple heads of a nameless beast she's riding to uncertain acclaim - then you DESERVE to lose.

Poptards

A title looking for people to mock.

Weerie

So tired it's strange and almost frightening, but really more weird in that it's distinctly different, but otherwise doesn't feel that weird at all.

Shitholier Than Thou

Oh yeah? So you think your hometown was petty, ignorant, mean-minded, poverty-stricken, ugly and somehow bland and mundane also?

Well I grew up in Roselle, NJ. Beat that.

Whatevah

Seemingly the God of slackers, but really the god(s) of agnostics who'd rather not put any structure on the divine, and who consider the ultimate point really to spend attention on the present rather than the ultimately unknowable, anyway.

Seeing as we're here at all, and the universe requires quite a fair amount of active work just to make our existence possible, it would seem there has to be some kind of a benevolent (beneviolent?) Whatevah somewherehow.

But whether or not there is God(dess)(s)(es), it's still about doing right now with this life anyway.

Therefore and thus, Whatevah.