Friday, February 5, 2010

The Carbohydra

An unfortunately non-mythical beast, which strikes by gradually overloading your midsection and/or upper thighs, until you are trapped within a lair containing a sofa, a television and a refrigerator.

It has many more than 7 heads, made of chips, bread, pasta, crackers, cake, cookies, pizza and more. Cut yourself off from a chip and seven more chips will take it's place...

Fleeing works, but is unfortunately not nearly as delicious.

It's allies are the Chocolate Minitaur and the M&Medusa. All of whom have a sworn enemy in the Tofu Manchu.

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