Sunday, February 7, 2010

Shakespeare's Cumedies

An aspect of William Shakespeare which is much ignored by the easily-offended academia, has been his early work in porn.

Like many in the entertainment business, he had to do some less tasteful work before his big dream could take flight. Before his big break at the Globe Theatre, his titles included:

A Midsummer Night's Ream
The Merchant of Penis
Julius Seize Her
Tightass Androgynous
As You Lick It
Much Ado About Nutting
King Rear
Cleopatra Does Rome

He is also said to have performed in these plays, under the name of Long Bill Snakespeare.

Take heart, writers everywhere.

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