Wednesday, October 28, 2009

C.U.L.T.

I was just reading about apparently great screenwriter Paul Haggis (who I should have known of previously, because he's won two Oscars, but I didn't, so sue me, if you can get money out of my stone-broke wallet anyway), and his thorough and expectably well-written defection from Scientology.

http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/10/28/is-scientology-a-cult-is-paul-haggis-the-next-martin-luther/

Discussion was also made of cults in general, and how the current understanding of Cults is a bit different than in previous eras. Before the 1950's, it meant a new small religion; since around that time, it basically means a group of nutty brainwashed sycophants.

Or psychophants, if you will.

That led me somehow to think it would be great to have a group that was some sort of a cult, or a take on cults, that had the name C.U.L.T.

What could that stand for?

And so a couple of quick minutes were enjoyably wasted, just creating crazy groups that never needed to have existed before:

Cabal of Ultimately Lazy Technologists?

Corporate Uber Love Thangs

Candidly Underachieving Lesbian Theologists

Cut Up Love Thongs

Castigating Ubermensch (who are) Lambasting Thoreau

Can't Understand Labial Toolworking

Any others?

7 comments:

  1. Commonly Underunderthtood Lithping Tax(th)men

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  2. Communism Undermining Lilliputian Thespiantics

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  3. Cadre of Uighur Legal-limbo Tour-errorists

    ...you know, the Chinese Muslims who were stuck in Guantanamo, were found innocent, were not re-accepted by China and were finally released to the Bahamas?

    Ahem...

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  4. Probably the last one...

    Cabal of Unstable Lactating Testosterowners

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  5. Cataclysm of Unloverably Loserrific Theosophisticates

    I literally literarily cannot stop myself! And literarily may not even be a word yet!

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  6. Dicki Fliszar responds via email:

    "Cold Underwear Lust Teletubbies

    you crazy"

    I wonder what someone was watching in their underwear this morning?

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  7. Castrated Urologists of Lower Tallahassee

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